So little Liam just had his first birthday last Thursday. Among the plethora of toys dumped on him is an incredibly annoying, er, wonderful alphabet speaking caterpillar: There's a small yellow bow switch just below the head with three settings, plus off (dear God): letter pronouncing, alternate letter pronouncing, and color word. These obviously coincide with the feet, so if you press the A foot, the caterpillar will speak "A" on the letter pronunciation, "ah" on the alternate pronunciation, and "red" on the color one. I had the setting on alternate pronunciation,...