May 2009 Blog Posts

WARNING!!!  EXTREME GANK SURGERY PHOTOS I’D HAPPILY FORGOTTEN ABOUT A MONTH AGO RE-INTRODUCED FOR THE LAST TIME FOR COMPARISON PURPOSES!!!  THEY’RE F-ING NASTY!!! Yo…We’ve hit a milestone… I’d like to introduce you to my new best friend: His name’s Mister Boot.  Mister Boot is kind to me, unlike them grumpy casts.  Mister Boot apparently can go away when I shower!  He’ll also go away when I need some fresh air!  BUT!  For the next two weeks, he still must be there for no movement, even when I sleep.  After two weeks, I can begin...

WARNING!  HOT ACTION GRUESOME SURGERY PICS BELOW!!! It is the end of week 4 of my surgery, folks.  Madness is creeping in… I am tired, so tired, of lying on the bed or couch.  I am tired of sitting in my recliner.  I am tired of sitting around doing nothing but computing or PS3.  I cannot watch TV anymore.  I has been 4 weeks straight of very little I can do except what I’ve mentioned.  I…I’m beginning to go…MAD! On the other hand, I’ve had my sutures out this week.  That feels real good.  The clump (see...

WARNING!  HOT ACTION GRUESOME SURGERY PICS BELOW!!!  So my last, long post was a detailed recap of that first week: the surgery process, some minor tidbits about home, having cast put on, etc.  A whole lot of nothing has happened during the following two weeks.  And yet, so much has happened. For anyone who may stumble upon these pages doing some personal research before their own surgery, I can assure you that pooping can be an extraordinarily painful and exhausting event.  I need an analogy or some other tool to proceed... I never knew what heartburn was. ...