Ok, true story as of maybe 30 minutes ago… I would like it known that names have been changed to protect the innocent. I’d also like it to be known that I was at home watching the children, so I was not involved. During grocery shopping, a woman notices a boy / young man, perhaps aged 14, shopping with his father. They are an “average” father / son team, meaning not white trash or baseball-/wrestler-dad douchers. The boy steals a package of condoms. Only the woman notices. The woman tells one of the grocery store workers. She does...