Tao Te KaChing
Workin' the cash register of the Great Tao

This is my first posting, and I have nothing to say today...

However, my fiance informed me that every night we eat at least ten spiders in our sleep.

WTF? Is this true?

Here's my engagement pic from April 15.

She was beaming, and everyone in the restaurant was smiling... except the couple two tables to our right. They went dead silent. Then the woman got up to leave. Then the guy after her. We toasted to our engagement and its blow to some couple's night.