To understand Tao Te Ka'Ching, you must first understand the trinity:

Reflect upon this brilliant observation...

Follow the following recipe:

• 1 part Hegelian dialectic
• 1 part Heraclitus' flux
• 1 part biological purpose

1. Mix the ingredients in your mind
2. If they separate after one hour, digest one bag of magic mushrooms and try again
3. If they continue to separate when mixed, try a thickening agent like creatine